WANTED: RAR (A.K.A. The ladder looter)

WANTED: Randy Rizzo A.K.A The Midwest ladder looter

CRIME: Not returning things after he borrows them

REWARD: To be determined

PUNISHMENT for this CRIME: A swift kick in the ass & having your picture posted on our blog

Any information you have on the whereabouts of this ladder looter would be appreciated... his last known location was Texas

P.S. For anyone who can't tell this is just a joke - Randy borrowed our ladder and we have been too lazy to go get it so far!